Monday, July 27, 2009

From: Book 7, On The Nature Of People; Ways That People Kill Each Other , Methods Used For Unauthorized (non state-sanctioned), Killings:

Hanging, Guillotining, Poison In Liquid Forms, Poisoned Gases, Electrocution, Drowning, Various Methods Of Depriving Victims of Oxygen, Dropping Heavy Objects On Victims (pianos, anvils, loose parts of buildings), By Crashing Things (cars, boats, trains, airplanes, blimps), Bombings, Cannonballs, Flack, Garroting, Strangulation, Knife Wounds, Bullets, Keelhauling, Time Bombs, Freezing, Boiling, Crushing, Scaring (with the result of heart attack), Chopping Or Cutting Up The Victim, Draw And Quartering, starving, Burning, Cement Shoes, Pummeling, Pushing Victims Into The Paths Of (usually) Fast Moving Things, and Pushing People Over The Edges Of High Places.

2 comments:

  1. Ya' really think people are going to comment on this stuff? I mean jeeeez...yeah sure, I think it's super fantistic, a breath of fresh air in way stale world, the cat's pajamas and just plain neato. Being a sock puppet though, of course I'm gonna like it.

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  2. Should one or more a comment make
    Sincere or false or twice half baked,
    It matters little what may be said
    For at day's end, it's time for bed.

    Most Sincerely -
    Dr. Bob Pliny

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